It's Granite Mantis!

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Faniel Dord presents... "It's Granite Mantis!"

from 2011

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released March 28, 2017

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Includes the works of
- Faniel Dord
- Dog Faced Boy
- RRS
- The Cardy Dords
- Granite Mantis

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Track Name: Dirty Uncles On Parade
Here they come - here they come - here they come to ruin your fun
He's the one who's shaggin' yer auntie,
Drinkin' lager shandy,
Actin' like a nob ed at yer sister's christening,
The one who's twistin' yer nipples,
Walkin' like a turtle,
Slapping the back o' yer 'ead he says: "get yer 'air cut, filthy screb!"
Here they come - here they come - here they come - the dirty uncles on parade.
Track Name: Ice Bugs
OH WELL I'M
In a cave of Ice that's plain to see
I've got my mouth full of fruit and my
belly full of jelly!
There's ice bugs everywhere and I can't find my way out
'cause the cave is fucking blocked and infested with ice bugs!

What the fuck do I do?
I'm just here for my tea!
I didn't want these ice bugs to start
fucking chasing me!
There's no escape in sight
but not i see some light
OH MY FUCK THE FUCKING CAVE IS INFESTED WITH ICE BUGS!
Track Name: Hands Off My Bag Of Dildos!
I have a bag,
it's contents just for me,
no, fuck off you're not to see
I've just said it's for me!
My bag, what wonders lie inside your polyethylene?
HANDS OFF MY BAG OF DILDOS!

Please do not despair!
You probably don't care
after you will see inside
it may give you a scare!
Even if you don't you cannot touch my
bum toy full of hair!
HANDS OFF MY BAG OF DILDOS!

"I want to see inside, what are you trying to hide?"

Nice one now you've made the false white cum come out the spout!
HANDS OFF MY FUCKING BAG OF DILDOS!
Track Name: Candyland Massacre
I'm sitting alone on this toadstool,
pondering events just gone
all of my elf friends have just disappeared
into a bright rainbow grave

My little green elf hat is soaking
this day couldn't get any worse
Looks like i am the last elf all alone
so everyone sing along...

Well
Candyland Massacre's happened
we all had a horrible time
please come back soon
for tonight we're all doomed
to die in a sherbet monsoon

Sailing along on my leaf boat
elf corpses float in the brine
i see my elf friends face down on the shore and
Candyland town is no more

treacle and toffee in my lungs
it's getting harder to breathe
know that i was the last elf of my kind
so everyone sing one more time...

Well
Candyland Massacre's happened
we all had a horrible time
please come back soon
for tonight we're all doomed
to die in a sherbet monsoon
Track Name: Princess Peanut
Walking 'round the garden with Princess Peanut
Loving all the animals and the trees
Waiting for an opening to pin her down and
fill her with my syrupy seed

Holding hands with Princess Peanut
Taking a Horsey ride down the stream
Butterflies flying in my belly and
down to my willy to make it cream

PEANUT PEANUT PRETTY PRINCESS PEANUT
PEANUT PEANUT PRETTY OLD PRINCESS OF PEANUTS
PEANUT
PEANUT
Putting my penis into the Princess of Peanuts!

Going to the beach with Princess Peanut
Taking a tasty picnic with us to eat
Hairs are raising, sparks are flying
Endorphins are multiplying
As my Princess beats on my meat

Dickin' around with Princess Peanut
Givin' me head while she plays her tambourine!
A funny little tune on this sunny day
While I bite her pussy pus bags, making her privates green!

PEANUT PEANUT...

Pushing up the anus of Princess Peanut
A cutie-pie scream explodes from her mouth
I don't have lubrication Princess, have you some vaseline?
"Just use the pus from 'round the front, it works just like a dream!"

Asphyxiating Princess Peanut,
climax is better with a shortness of breath
as I vomit jelly onto her belly
my Princess shoots chocolate milkshake from her breasts...

PEANUT, PEANUT.....
Track Name: Jellybean Meadows
I'll strip nude
cause I'm feeling might rude
on this sunny old morning
in the Jellybean meadows

With my tackle long and thick
it's a flippy floppy dick
waving in the breeze of
Jellybean Meadows!

Running up and down
with my bum-hole nice and brown
It's a treat for all the people in the
Jellybean Meadows

Wearing nothing but a sock
On my gigantic cock
It's another day at
Jellybean Meadows!!!
Track Name: 10,000 Wanks
I'm on my journey
to see whatever I will see
I've had 10,00 wanks today
I'm off to see the day away

I'm walking 'round
a stinky old town with
a bag full of tissues and
a used-up porn mound

Through the town I come across
a granny's face to her disgust
she hit's me with her bag and says:
"Stop young man, I'm old and grey!"

The sexy bitch is all too right
it causes my penis to ignite
I tug and pull away and away
and I've had 10,000 wanks today!


I've had 10,000 wanks today
I've had 10,000 wanks today
I've had 10,000 wanks today
I've had 10,000 wanks today
I'm a master of masturbation
I'm a master of masturbation
I'm a master of masturbation
and I'VE HAD 10,000 WANKS TODAY!!!
Track Name: A Midnight Moonlight Choo Choo Ride To The Middle of The Marshmallow Milkshake Mines
All aboard the midnight moonlight train
to the Marshmallow Milkshake Mines
It's a pleasant ride safe from wind and rain
To the Middle of the Marshmallow Milkshake Mines

We pass through candy corn fields with chocolate cows and sheep,
with liquorice dogs and jelly frogs to rot the farmer's teeth,
we enter tunnels made of mints and candy canes and
on the other side is the Marshmallow Milkshake Cave!

All aboard the midnight moonlight train
to the Marshmallow Milkshake Mines
It's a pleasant ride safe from wind and rain
To the Middle of the Marshmallow Milkshake Mines

We chug on through the sands of the sherbet desserts desert,
our tongues stuck out the window to lick the tasty dirt,
trailing over seas of lemon-lime
don't eat too much or we'll miss our stop at the
Middle of The Marshmallow Milkshake Mine!

All aboard the midnight moonlight train
to the Marshmallow Milkshake Mines
Track Name: All My Fruits
Figs, Plums, Mangosteens & Melons,
Kiwi, Kumquat, Lychee, Peach,
Rambutan & Gooseberry!
Grapes, Pears, Bananas in my hair,
Apples, Mangoes, Lime sorbet...
ALL MY FRUITS, HEY!!!

Picking all my fruits
from my bush
Orange, Guava, you name it
I have more than enough
If you wwant some Strawberries
then your wish is granted,
just don't touch my raisins they're for
POMEGRANATE MANTIS!!!
Track Name: Super-Glue Whirlpool
Super-glue is in my lungs it's really hard to breathe,
Silver demons hack away and chomp down with their teeth,
Super-glue is in my eyes it's fucking hard to see
Super-glue, what do I do? I can't escape from thee!

Super-glue, why the fuck are you swirling around?
Destroying all in your path removing all from ground
Super-glue's not stopping and you dunno how long it lasts
Super-glue you mother fucking pain in the ass!

Superglue's a-coming and it's gluing all the guys,
destroying all the sweet shops and dispensaries of pies
All the girls are running, screaming, dried up from the glue
so all they do is take a poo or simply suck on you

Swimming in a vortex of a wet and sticky mess
That dries up on your face so you can peel off all your flesh
Super-glue Whirlpool
Super-glue Whirlpool
Super-glue
Super-glue...
AHH!
Oh poo.
Track Name: HOORAY FOR HERPES!!!
Oh well I woke up this morning
it was sunny and so bright
nothing could interrupt my day of
happiness and delight

So I went down to the corner shop
to buy some rubber sheathes
but they said they were sold out
so I bought myself some sweets

And I went to Princess Peanut's house
with a raging urge to please
then after my romp
I looked downstairs to
find my pork-sword
full or Herpes...

HOORAY FOR HERPES
LET'S SHOUT IT TO NO END
LET'S ALL GET OUR PUS FILLED DICKS ALL HARD
AND INFECT ALL OUR FRIENDS
HOORAY FOR HERPES
LET'S SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS AND RUB THEM ON
OUR BLOODY BALLOONING COCKS

Well my penis has seen some horrors
but this is the best one yet!
Of all the STDs I've had
this one is a sheer success!

My darling Princess Peanut
thank you for this wonderful gift
It was a great old thing
to stick my prick
into your green
zit filled slit!

HOORAY FOR HERPES!
LET'S SHOUT IT TO NO END
LET'S ALL GET OUR PUS FILLED DICKS ALL HARD
AND INFECT ALL OUR FRIENDS
HOORAY FOR HERPES!
LET'S SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS AND RUB THEM ON
OUR BLOODY BALLOONING COCKS

Well I can't sit down in comfort
and it burns when I pee
but it's worth it to see everyone in the playground
staring at my dick with glee (*Screams*)
Cause it's the size of a fucking Mango
it's a treat but not a curse
cause it'll be so much fun
to see someone
get a big fright when it bursts!!!

HOORAY FOR HERPES!
LET'S SHOUT IT TO NO END
LET'S ALL GET OUR PUS FILLED DICKS ALL HARD
AND INFECT ALL OUR FRIENDS
HOORAY FOR HERPES!
LET'S SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS
LET'S ALL HOLD HANDS AND RUB THEM ON
OUR BLOODY BALLOONING COCKS

(sing along...)


HOORAY FOR HERPES!
LET'S SHOUT IT TO NO END
LET'S ALL GET OUR PUS FILLED DICKS ALL HARD
AND INFECT ALL OUR FRIENDS